Sunday, May 31, 2009

SRY GUYZ

BE BACK SOON (workinonitworkinonit)

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

sorry awald but...


NO ONE UNDERSTANDS US
Fuck guess i have to buy a striped shirt

Monday, May 11, 2009

the art of baby in the age of mechanical reproduction...

...is literally the paper I am writing. Anna Wald, bear with me...this covers your baby hate, too. Because I mean there's this thing called the KICKBEE where moms-to-be will be able to hook their bellies up to facebook and digitally express their fetus' movements. I imagine it to look something like this:
3:69 pm
I kicked Mommy's placenta
4:20 am
I ate some digested momfood using a cord that goes into my bellybutton

And then you gotta imagine all these facebook moms reading their kickbee homepages. (Tagged photos: Some Mom's Sonogram, Highlights:......). WHAT.
But also I'm writing in terms of "digitally native" babies and the way their parents create them (love them?) as nothing but virtual personas on the internet before they can speak. When so many kids grow up....
THINK ABOUT THIS:

He's right..IT'S NOT FUNNY. Put the camera down. Talk to your son about blood. Help your wife with your bloody baby, right?
Over six million people have watched that dad's video.
WHEN SO MANY KIDS GROW UP...
and find themselves on the internet: